Cheeky Birthday Cards

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  May Your Cake Be Moist...
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  I Forgive You For Being Younger Than Me
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  Must Be Weird Being the Same Age as Old People
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  I'm Sorry I Called You Old
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  Older? Definitely.
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  Here's to Another Year of Questionable Life Decisions
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  Without You My Therapy Bills Would Be Enormous
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  How Old Are We Telling People You Are Now?
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  Sister. Being Related to Me is the Best Gift
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  Brother. Being Related to Me is the Best Gift
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  Hope Your Day Is As Lovely As Your Face
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  When Your Birthday Cake Candles are Basically a Fire Hazard
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  I'm So Glad You Were Born
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  We'll Be Friends Until We're Old and Senile
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  I Really Look Up To You
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  We've Been Friends For So Long
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  A True Friend Remembers Your Birthday
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  You Might Be Prehistoric, But At Least You're Not Extinct
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  Apparenty, the Older You Are, the Wiser You Become.
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  Every Day We Celebrate You
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  They're Little Strands of Fabulous Glitter!
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  You Don't Look A Day Over 21
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  Happy Birthday from the Northern Lights
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  Very Demure, Very Mindful
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  [Traitors] Happy 18th Birthday.
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  I'm Starting to Think We'll Never Be Old Enough to Know Better
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  I Asked Alex How Old You Were. She Just Laughed At Me
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  It's So Cool How You're From the 1900s
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  How Does It Feel Being Older Than the Internet?
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  We Have the Perfect Sister-Sister Relationship. You're my Sister, and I'm Perfect!
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  We Have the Perfect Brother-Sister Relationship. You're my Brother, and I'm Perfect!
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  We Have the Perfect Sister-Brother Relationship. You're my Sister, and I'm Perfect!
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  Some People Have Suggested You Are Now Very, Very Old. It's Me, I'm Some People
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  At Least You Can Now Cross "Dying Young" Off Your List of Things to Worry About"
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  Think of it Like This: In Whisky Years, You're Just Getting Tastier
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  Don't You Wish You Were Old As the First Time You Thought You Were Old
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  You Are Far Too Important to Only Get a Card of Your Special Day, So Be Sure to Keep the Envelope too.
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  I Got You This Card Because It Matches Your Hair So Nicely
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  It's Hard to Find a Friend Who Is So Fun, Amazing, Generous, Caring and Clever... You Must Be So Glad You Found Me!
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  One Year Closer That Free Bus Pass