Foiled Birthday Cards

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  I'm Starting to Think We'll Never Be Old Enough to Know Better
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  I Asked Alex How Old You Were. She Just Laughed At Me
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  It's So Cool How You're From the 1900s
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  How Does It Feel Being Older Than the Internet?
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  We Have the Perfect Sister-Sister Relationship. You're my Sister, and I'm Perfect!
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  We Have the Perfect Brother-Sister Relationship. You're my Brother, and I'm Perfect!
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  We Have the Perfect Sister-Brother Relationship. You're my Sister, and I'm Perfect!
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  Some People Have Suggested You Are Now Very, Very Old. It's Me, I'm Some People
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  At Least You Can Now Cross "Dying Young" Off Your List of Things to Worry About"
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  Think of it Like This: In Whisky Years, You're Just Getting Tastier
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  Don't You Wish You Were Old As the First Time You Thought You Were Old
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  You Are Far Too Important to Only Get a Card of Your Special Day, So Be Sure to Keep the Envelope too.
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  I Got You This Card Because It Matches Your Hair So Nicely
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  It's Hard to Find a Friend Who Is So Fun, Amazing, Generous, Caring and Clever... You Must Be So Glad You Found Me!
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  One Year Closer That Free Bus Pass
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  I Heard Old People Like Getting Blue Cards
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  Just to Say: You Are Loved, You Are Special, You Are Old.
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  It's Your Annual Reminder to Tell You How Awesome You Are!
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  Looking on the Bright Side, at Least Now You're Too Old for a Midlife Crisis
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  Not Saying You're Old, But If You Were Wine, You'd Be Reeeeeally Expensive By Now
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  A Special Birthday Manifestation: You Are Enough (We Don't Need More of You!)
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  One Minute You're Young & Fun. The Next, You're Cleaning the House to the Music You Used to Go Clubbing To
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  Let's Just Pretend This Card Was On Time